If my life was a theme park, it would look something like this:
Welcome to Nap World! We know the height of your existence as a professional person and/or parent is... sleeping! We also know you don't have time for fun, but feel pressured by friends and family to relax and enjoy your life. That's why we've developed 500 acres of exciting rides and virtual reality modules designed to induce somnia and minimize extraneous human interactions! Satisfy your friends and neighbors by taking a vacation... then sleep right through it. With our REM-promoting simulated environments, you'll be able to honestly say you dreamed big and felt inspired. So go ahead -- eat that whole turkey and get on the rollercoaster. The only thing you'll toss is your pager.
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