Monday: If My Life Was A... Wildlife Documentary!

If my life was chronicled as a fictional wildlife documentary, it would go something like this:

And now, we approach the elusive Sealephant in its native habitat.  Previously unknown to the scientific community, the giant Sealephant was first discovered in 1981.  It appears to be a kin to both sea-bearing and land-roaming mammals, before thought to be distinctly separate.  It's sleekness and agility is balanced, although seemingly unhindered, by a rotuntly wrinkling form.  To this observer, its integumentary appears almost to be sagging continually while not aquatically endeavored.  It is ever-boyant in a most amazing way.  Little is yet noted of its life cycle, as it has largely been documented in either states of solitary napping or feeding frenzy.  It appears to be unmotivated towards mate selection or procreation.  While welcoming of humans, its interactions are chaotic and, at times, quite aggressive towards perceived food items.  Overall, it is a highly observant and engaging creature.