Friday: If My Life Was A... Novelty Donut Bakery!

If my life was a novelty donut bakery that payed tribute to the quizzical and slightly detached, it would look like this:

Who said the first batch was just for responsible morning people?  Welcome to "The 'Nut Case"!  Hours: 11am - Midnight.  Every variety of donut and breakfast pastry available for late risers and night owls, served in the quaintness of renovated antiquity right in the middle of Downtown, Wherever.  Our pastries are traditional, but with a few twists.  Actually, they're a little... well, "off".  Our donuts have no holes, and our long johns are short; our filling goes on top, and our sprinkles are in the dough.  It's a mixed up, sugared cosmos of paradox for your palate! 

SPECIAL: Introducing "Guess That Filling" Fridays!  Mystery filling goes in the middle for one day only, and your coffee is free if you guess right!

(Fun, huh?!  I just might try it!)