Oops -- A. Said It Again (Quotes: Friday)

(Regarding that which is very unlikely....)

Colleague: "Maybe we could ask for some extra credit assignments?"

A.: "Yeah... that'll be like peeling a turtle.  Good luck."

Oops -- A. Said It Again (Quotes: Thursday)

(Regarding anything wearing spandex in a public, non-gym or -swim place...)

A: "It's like a marshmallow with a rubberband around it.  Really."

Oops -- A. Said It Again (Quotes: Wednesday)

(Regarding the process of ridding ourselves of our vices... and then trying to get them back!)

A: "Don't just fall off the wagon.  Burn the wagon and dance on the ashes!"

Oops -- A. Said It Again (Quotes: Tuesday)

(Regarding dietary non-moderation and the use of colloquialisms....)

A: "Just put a blue ribbon on my head and take me to the fair.  I'm eating like a prized pig today."

Oops -- A. Said It Again (Quotes: Monday)

(If your healthcare provider unexpectedly catches you in a non-compliant behavior, try the following.)

A.: "I understand this caffeine is contraindicated, but I'm compliant the rest of the time."

Doctor: "What do you mean by 'compliant the rest of the time'?"

A.: "I mean, all the time when I'm not drinking these, I'm doing exactly what you say."

Celebrity Birthdays: Friday

International film star and former fashion model, Saffron Dominique Burrows, hails from an Autumn day once upon  October 22nd.  Burrows is most recognized in the big-budget picture Troy, where she played the great love of Eric Bana's character, Hector.

Celebrity Birthdays: Thursday

It's official: Judge Judy's birthday is October 21st.  The acclaimed Judge and author of Don't Pee On My Leg and Tell Me It's Raining has been delivering justice with an edge for decades now.  Judge Judith Sheindlin is also the author of Beauty Fades, Dumb Is Forever and You're Smarter Than You Look.  She is a champion advocate for children and practical solutions to everyday family problems.